Dog Marriages

Eli’s not the only one getting attention around here.  A couple of days ago Dave was walking Tucker, our dog, and a woman came running down the street after him.
Woman: “Sir, your dog is so pretty. What kind is it?”
Dave: “An Austrailian Terrier.”
W: “I have a Cairn Terrier.”
D: “Oh yes, they look very similar.”
W: “I’m looking for a wife for him.  Would your dog be interested?”
D: “Tucker is a male.”
W: “Oh, that’s too bad. Have a good day.”

And off she went, as fast as she came.

Little did Tucker know, he we could have married him off to a nice Mexican dog.  Perhaps we could have arranged some sort of dowry.


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